Wednesday, April 1 2009
New Products from Winexpert!
Dateline: April 1st, Winexpert International Product Science Headquarters
Winexpert is proud to announce an entirely new line of consumer winemaking products to our kit line! We're blending the best of new technology, desirable wine styles and a fun, 'hip' drinking experience for our loyal customers in the tradition of innovation that has seen the introduction of the World's First Carbon Neutral Wine Kit and many others!
Our R&D laboratory has paired with leading researchers in the field of plant genetics to combine desirable fruit qualities in our raw materials with 'value-added' features, the sort of super-premium luxury qualities usually only found on Zeppelins and vintage Belgian luxury cars!
This exciting new line of Island Mist Refreshment Beverages is Radiant Ridge Glowing Grapes Wine Kool-ers™! Made from the juice of special grapes cross-bred with selected fruits containing spliced material from coelenterates (jellyfish) these kits not only taste great, but also glow in the dark!
Radiant Ridge Glowing Grapes Wine Kool-ers™ feature great new flavours like Luminous Lime-Lemberger
Glowing Greengage Grenache
FluorescenTraminer
and Brilliant Blueberry Brunello
This bright glow (maximum emission at 509 nm) is created with EGFP, an enhanced version (i.e., a synthetic mutation) of the original wild-type fluorescent gene found in the jellyfish Aequorea Victoria.
Now that's good jellyfish!
EGFP gives about two orders of magnitude greater fluorescence in cells than the original jellyfish gene. Imagine it: you'll never lose your drink in a dark room again! Your wine cellar will light your whole home! Romantic dinners won't need candles–just another bottle of your delicious wine!
Please check with your local homebrew shop for release dates, and remember, you'll never be in the dark about wine again!
Posted by Tim AT 9:39PM | 2 Comments | Post A Comment |
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English
Posted 3 years ago
I can't find proof that this is real, it was released (posted) on here April 1st, april fools. Is their anyway or other sources I can look to?
Ludo Hof
Posted 3 years ago
Hello TimI don't know where you come up with these, but keep it up. You have to come up with the best April Fools jokes that I have seen in many years. Would you believe it but I came looking for this years just to see what you came up with.Happy Fermenting Ludo